5 Things We've Learned in Today's Germany vs. Turkey Match

 

 

1. What goes around, comes around. Germany score the match goal with just 30 more second till normal time. You see the irony there? So, remember the golden rules about betting, from our friendly “unlikely fan” from Youtube, never, and I(or he) do mean NEVER, bet against the German. Haven't you learned that when Klinsi single handedly killed all teams in Group C?

 

2. Apparently, the key to defeat Turkey, is to concede first. I mean, yeah, this is the question we've all asked ourselves after the Croatia game. Credit to Loew, he actually had the guts to try it out. Turns out, he's also right.

 

3. Apparantly, all video feed of all major channel's been dead. And by dead I mean no one outside of Switzerland has ANY idea what's going on on the pitch! What kinda stupid host is this? So, I spend the better half of my time doing my MCAT practice. Boys' gotta eat, girls gotta study eh.

 

4. Schweini strikes again. It's almost like the exact replica of the goal he'd scored against Portugal. What the hell is Turkey doing in their Pre-game analysis is beyond me.

 

5. Poldoski really is a selfish ungrateful stupid retarded fucker. When he gets a chance, and Klose's wide open, with only 2 defenders on them, and what did he do? He blasted the ball WIDE OPEN. Just think about all the goal he'd scored from Klose's unselfish assists, you get the picture.