5 Things We've Learned in today's Turkey vs Croatia Match

 

1. Lighting won't strike at the same place twice? Wrong! We can tear and burn this along with the “things that are impossible in a football match” book. Because the Turks has done it again, and again, and maybe again? So maybe the question remains, should we start watching at the 87th minute or 118 minute the next time Turkey play?

 

2. I'm Schizophrenic.  Because Bilic is just so deadly handsome, But the (allegedly)drug-addict Nihat is also deliciously cute(but honestly? they both look sickly addicted, but that's just me…)It's sad to see either of them go home. Oh Euro will be so much less entertaining without Bilic dancing at the sideline. But that will have to do.

 

3. The match is boring. I went to sleep when they went into extra time, and decided to wake up 2 minute before the game ended, so I'm right on time to see that only action throughout the whole match. That about characterize the excitement level of this match.

 

4. Until the last 3 minutes. Saddest man on the pitch: Ivan Klasnic. That kind of emotional drift has to be bad for his kidney. Busiest man on the pitch: Bilic. Because all Croatian are cry babies. Again, that about sums up the excitement of the whole match.

 

5. This is European Cup, fuck-ups not allowed. Because Croatia is so much better team than Turkey (not being bitter or whatever). Germany's gotta be the happiest party after this match. Or not?